A veritable cornucopia of quality

A veritable cornucopia of quality programming tonight. Fear Factor, Married by America and I'm A (2 bit) Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here all on at the same time. Surely this is the nadir of reality programming and we'll start seeing a backlash soon. God fordbid we have to go back to the English major and take up reading again -- or PS2.

Four more days of work until we leave for a week of diving. I can't wait to get underwater and hover over a reef. It's way too cold up here ... hopefully it will start acting like Spring by the time we get back.

Page Six says today that Kelly Osbourne wants to be the next Tracy Turnblad. That's almost as scary as Married by America.

Happy Birthday to Phil and Happy Carnival to Blanche.