Two upcoming events I wish

Two upcoming events I wish I could see

1. A.C. making his diva debut this weekend at Somewhere in the Night, where he'll be peforming I Can Cook Too from On the Town. No expenses was spared on costuming this number -- seems he's just wearing a chef's hat and an apron. Hmm, and I'd heard it was cold in Toronto.

2. Mardi Gras' Bourbon Street Awards where our dear friend Blanche DeBris (you'll never be bigger than she is) will be cohosting, as well as peforming as a little(??) Dutch girl, complete with clogging, yodeling and, yes, a live goat. Word has it PETA will not be sponsoring this event.