Fab Five to Fix a Fag

It seems that Queer Eye is looking for a gay guy to work their 'mo magic on. I got a casting notice today from an agent pal of mine.

It's going to be their very special "Gay Pride" episode. "We're Here, We're Queer, We're Gonna Look Fierce at the Pier."

On the one hand, it'd be nice to have Thom come over and fix up our apartment, but I'm too afraid I'd have to bitch slap Carson and put Kyan in a ball gag and leather thong. If she says "bro" or "how does that make you feel" one more time .... but I digress.

Anyway, if you're interested, give a holler and I'll forward you the application. The rules are you have to live within 35 miles of Manhattan, be able to take 3 days in a row off from work and be able to describe the "crown jewel" of your wardrobe.