Healthy Valentine's Day

Today's gift exchange was all about the heart. I gave Larry a case of red wine, 'cause a (big) glass a day is good for you. Cupid has caught on to my gravitation towards gadgets, and brought me a fancy new workout toy.

It's brilliant. I'm moving at about 0.0 mph right now, and I hope to not go much faster for the rest of the day.

Now where's that corkscrew?