Puff Piece

Dr. M and I were discussing our plans to see Diddy in the Sun tonight, and talking about the various lackluster reviews Sean had received.

"Maybe he'll get a Tony. After all, they gave Julia Roberts an Oscar for finally not being terrible," says the jaded journalist.

"No, I'm sure Mr. DeShields will win over Mr. DeDiddy. It's not everyone who can pull off a monkey getting pulled off."