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I wish I could bottle the productive energy I had last night from 5:30-10pm ... where's that Pez dispenser full of Ritalin?

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I really hope they slit Ross' throat tonight

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Our legal team in Dublin is working my last gay nerve

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It's easier to crank out work at night in a thunderstorm than on a beautifully sunny spring day

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End punctuation in bullet-texted brochures bugs me

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There's still light at the end of the tunnel (24 hours and I'm on the road)

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I'd rather be watching porn

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Building hanging indent tables in HTML is an excellent waste of time

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Hedwig will get you through most any day