All Those Bubbles
Lighting may strike me while I type this, but going out and not drinking can be fun. I had a night full of virgin Ketel sodas with the usual suspects and more. I learned you can still feel up the drunk boys and they don't mind so much. I woke knowing who has my disappearing necklace (he's adorable) and there were no remnants of late-night diner food.
No drinking, no smoking, no fries with gravy to soak up the booze.
What's next? The priesthood? Nah, I don't like boys that young. Although ...