Something to Chew On

There were girls near the corner of my office building this morning, handing out granola bars to the commuters. I grab free promo stuff all the time, that's what it's there for, right?

So I'm sitting here at my desk with my thumb up my ass (no wait, that was this morning at the doctor), feeling a bit peckish and reach for my free Quaker Chewy bar. I notice that the postcard it's stapled to says:

July 4	Terminal	discovering friends for life
July 11	Spider Man	discovering my gifts
July 18	I, Robot	discovering a transformed life
July 25	Catwoman	discovering my true identity

Huh?

Seems like this is not your ordinary giveaway. Turning the postcard over, I see

God on FILM, lessons from 2004 summer blockbusters

Which leaves me with two questions:

1. Is that a cockring on the postcard?
2. Is it a Quaker church?

And a question for you all ... what lesson(s) have you learned from this summer's celluloid treats?