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And Now I Know

I've just completed my mandatory diversity training for managers ... Working People -- Workplace Diversity, Manager Edition.

It was both inspriational and insightful. Things I've learned include:


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One shouldn't ask the Indian janitor if he's washing his feet in the sink of the mens room.

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Throwing a luau, complete with roasted pig and hula dancers, on Yom Kippur is not a good idea. There should be male strippers as well.

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Pretty latin women can be just as good at selling product as bloviated white men (speaking of Republicans, who's here next week?)

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Just because someone's a mean, racist, sexist, bloviated old dinosaur doesn't mean you can write about him on work email. Republicans have feelings too, apparently.

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It's poor form to evaluate your employees based on their fashion sense or choice of haircut. But it's okay to fire them for that, right?

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Evidently, it's not proper to hire people just becasue you know them and they're good at team sports. Seems obvious to me ... I'd hire the gymast who I didn't know in order to get to know him better. "You want that sign-on bonus or don't you?"

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Glass ceilings are bad, unless your office is under the men's shower room.