Repugnant Nauseating Circus

I watched the RNC tonight ... it was horrible television. Worse than Boy Meets Boy (but I watched all that too). I am truly afraid for America. And a little irritated.

Is that a face lift or just too much Botox on Arnold? Did he really just say "don't be economic girly men?"

Note to Jenna and Barbara -- stick to drinking; you're no good at: a) reading cue cards *or* b) delivering stand-up. Who wrote that shit?

"Hello, Laura? Yes, it's Stepford calling ... your day pass is expired. Please come back for a tune-up."