Breakfast TV ... for Bulimics

While Katie and Matt might be annoying, surely there is nothing more vapid than the duo comprising Fiona and Ben at GMTV.

Speaking of eating disorders (how does she stay so thin?), our their Kylie now has a battle bigger than keeping her feathers flufffed. When I heard the news yesterday, I thought of posting something snarky, but I was overcome by the thought that surely boundaries must come into play somewhere in my life. Now I see he has reminded me nothing is sacred ... but I'll still take the high road and wish the little darling all the breast best.

And as the dolts on GMTV said, she has a huge fan base, so that will make all the difference to her recovery.