Bar Belle Etiquette

We were heading back to Soho last night for some post-S.L.A.G.S libations, and I had to pee really badly.

Me (alternating between jumping up and down and doing the "i'm gonna piss myself" wiggle): Maybe I'll just pop into CXR while you go to the cash machine.

He: Have you been?

Me: Oh sure, but, um, before I lived here and knew better.

He: [name deleted to protect the guilty] is banned from there.

Me: Gawd, how does one get banned from CXR?

He: He got caught giving a blow job in the back room.

Me: They don't have a back room.

He: Exactly.