A Nip/Tuck of Holiday Cheer?

I got a cryptic email from Larry this afternoon that said, "Your Christmas 2005 begins at 1pm this Saturday."

Hmmm.

Just a few minutes ago, he said that this Christmas is "all about throwing away 2005 and having a fresh start in 2006. It'll be a whole new you next year."

I'm wondering if my 1pm appointment is with a plastic surgeon.