She Screamed Until Her Fingers Turned Blue

I guess today's Google logo was supposed to make me think of the inventor of the Braile system.

But when I saw it this afternoon, the first thought that came in to my mind was, "she burnt them reading the waffle iron."

Other punchlines from 4th grade include:

You'd jump off a cliff too if your name was ahrvharagh.
She anwered the iron.
They called back.
Her boyfriend liked to eat at the Y.

What's your favorite Helen Keller joke? Maybe next week we'll move on to Mommy Mommy or Dead Babies.