Fray'ed Not

I came home from a very boozy lovely dinner with my role-model slash friend Claire (who is networking me into a stupor) to find two tins of Fray Bentos Steak & Ale Pie atop the kitchen counter.

There's something horribly wrong about convenience food that can't be microwaved (it comes packed in "recyclable steel" and takes 30 minutes in an oven to cook) and has an expiration best served by date of December 2007.