Hello, Diabetes? I'll be right there ...

Ah, milk chocolate digestives. Could there be anything better?

Actually, yes. They're called Chocolate Hob Nobs, and the packet is almost empty. I may have to leave the house. Don't you love that the web page implies there's something healhy about them?

No, I'm not sitting at home, surfing the web and eating bon bons. I'm reading modern literature, hoping I'm not going to be whisked away and placed in an asylum. You never know.

And those gold-wrapped nuggets of joy on the table are called Ferrro Rochers. I don't see the word(s) bon bon anywhere.