Peter Peter Jordan Eater

Shut up. He did not really name his book All About Us: My Story.

Wouldn't that be "our" story? Or perhaps simply, "Katie: My Price to Fame" ...

Maybe he's just schizophrenic.
I am legion. We are many.

Oh well, so what – he and his ghostwriter couldn't get the pronouns right. Wonder how they did on subject/verb agreement?