The Things You Hear

I can't even begin to describe the Quebec karaoke fest. Mon dieu, you go in for a quick slash and then it's a bad acid trip. More on that later.

Instead, I'd like to begin our new feature: "Overheard on Berwick Street" ...

One very cute (and possibly underaged) bloke to his even cuter male mate ... "It's like sex, but with friendship."

Eduardo and I then discussed the relative merits of being their friends.

Oy. Did I mention, by the way, that Quebec has karaoke on Monday nights?

It. Is. Awful. I can't recommend it enough. Sort of like the Wednesday night strip competition at The White Swan (which, for all intents and purposes, we will be attending this week).