Tuesday 200 - #24
Snippets overheard at Barbie’s Dream Gay Bar, where there are more Kens than Skippers (or GI Joes) …
“I’d make out with you, but you like Girls Aloud more than Sugar Babes.”
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“You’re beautiful, are you Brazilian?”
“No, I’m from Nicaragua.”
“Pretty much the same, innit? Wanna snog?”
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“Who’d fuck Eddie Munster?”
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“Leona’s like Mariah, but with the eyes of a dead fish. No soul.”
“Do you mean sole like the fish or soul like Aretha?”
“Shut up before I hit you with the sole of my shoe. Get me a G&T.”
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Guy 1: “I’m not Brazilian. I have a legal job, not from the back of QX. I’m from Panama. There’s a difference.”
Guy 2: “What do you mean?”
Guy 1: “You’re English, right? If I said you were American, you’d be pissed, right?”
Guy2: “Not really.”
Guy 1: “Well you should be. I mean if you’re Canadian, like him,” pointing to third guy, “you’d hate being called American.”
Guy 3: “Um, I’m American.”
Guy 1: “Sorry, you seem nice, like a Canadian.”
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“You’re into him, aren’t you?”
“He’s okay.”
“Oh come on. I’m straight, married, and have two kids. I’d totally shag him.”
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