Skidmarks on the Runway

Fashion Week. Reports of the glamour keep rolling in.

Seems that a homeless guy found his way into Ralph Lauren offices after the staff had pulled a late nighter getting things ready for the show.

He ate all the leftovers, took a dump in the middle of the room and wiped up with somebody's coat.

Security found him sitting in his underpants, watching TV in a conference room.

Streaky brown is the new black.