What are the Chances?

“Who the hell wants to watch Josh Lucas blind Gwyneth Paltrow?”

That's the lead in the latest post by The Carpetbagger.

Sadly, I found no form where I could enlist.

In other news, bookies here in the UK have stopped taking bets on Helen Mirren winning the Oscar this weekend, with current odds anywhere from 1/16 to 1/100 (that's bet £100, win one back).

Judi Dench isn't faring as well, with current odds ranging from 9/1 to 34/1. Barbara Covett would be so not pleased.