Punchlines

We're off to sunny Scotland tomorrow and I don't know what kind of interweb access I'll be having. Wishing you all the happiest of pagan fertility rites, in whichever way you choose to celebrate them ... bunnies, eggs, crucifixes, stuffed baskets, new outfits, etc.

I'm sure I'll be around, but just in case here are a few of my favorite seasonal punchlines:

• I can see your house from here.

• Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail and a Rolling Rock

• They found the body.

I'm missing one ... which was it?