Forward Looking Isn't Forward Thinking

Hey look, it's either:

a) a new reason to blame your parents for a myriad of anxieties
b) a new reason for parents to think they're just not good enough
c) a marketing scheme by the United Federation of Stroller Makers (just in time for Christmas)

This is all over the news and I think it's ridiculous.

(Hi Michelle — sorry I've been remiss in my posting.)